Found this on The Macho Response.
I thought about getting a jet-ski where you stand up on the thing. Then I thought to myself…by the time I get one, motors will be regulated off all of the lakes near me… So why bother? The lake near me that hardly anyone seems to use… could I jet-ski there? No, if I could, I’d have already bought a jet-ski. We need more regulations and that way nobody will ever buy a thing. The economy tanks, but we are green….everyone give themselves a big warm smug hug.
updated: What if Union Res put in a lake stunt park with jumps, rails etc. that the lake kids like… charge money, set a limit and watch the fun. Then I’d have go buy a boat and a jet-ski…
I used to say… unless you have hollowed out a tree and scavenge for nuts and berries you are not living green at all…
Dilbert creator says this:
Watched the movie Talk radio from back in 1988. The radio host treats his viewers/readers quite a bit like I do, especially when I am on comment boards. In the end he is shot by a right wing crazy. I’ve already had death threats and this movie depicted how trying to tell the truth even in an amusing way, you become fun to hate. I expect they won’t re-do this movie because you’d have to make the bad guy a left wing loony like the people who threaten me… Here is the kicker, people will always call you out when you have a fake name. It is like they want you to be identified so some demented loony tune can find you.
what do you say to the man who has just been sentenced to a “spine for a spine punishment?…….”
This will only hurt at first…
I’ve mentioned using the rockband video game and playing real instruments… It is on for real now.
My cat does all the stuff depicted in this cartoon series.
Have so much in common I was kinda surprised. This is my latest theory. Subscribe to either way of thinking and you end up with a ton of shit you probably paid too much for and didn’t really want in the first place. Most likely you were tricked, then tormented by some zealot to get you to do the idiocy. To add the icing on the urinal cake.. you must become the zealot to save face and get some money back….
