Longmontspeaks

I ran these people out of whiskey…

chucklehead — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:51:37 +0000

doo doo pants

chucklehead — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 06:16:01 +0000

I was watching 60 minutes and realized the matador they kept showing had shit his pants. I have a tivo, so I took a picture. Not sure what to say about this…lol.

another gem…

chucklehead — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 01:11:50 +0000

We also know that alternative energy is a fraud – only viable through enormous government (ie taxpayer subsidy) and utterly incapable of answering anything more than a fraction of our energy needs.

roadie poofties vs cars…

chucklehead — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 00:46:24 +0000

The road riders and the Mtn commuters are at war, and I’m amazed it gets this much press. I survived… snowboarders vs skiiers, freefly skydive vs belly fliers, skater vs bikers, and tourny vs woodsball paintballers, all while stradling both sides of the arguments. Adding rules makes the battle worse because now lines are drawn in the sand and fists go up. Nothing seems to stop these kinds of wars but time, both sides get used to each other and that is that… For example, no bike limiting rules at the longmont skatepark=no fights. Boulder skatepark…get ready to rumble! (Keep in mind, according to my theory above. Relations have improved in recent years at the Boulder skatepark.)

Some days, up is down and right is left.

chucklehead — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 16:02:21 +0000

Boulder does testing showing that environmentalists concerns over the Res is the usual stop everything everywhere bull crap… No contaminants found from gas powered boats… I think a little common sense would have come to the same conclusion for alot less money…

faster is better…

chucklehead — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 20:36:45 +0000

City says it has the goods to be chosen for broadband plan. Vote for Longmont here.

and we laughed…

chucklehead — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 02:19:30 +0000

Instapundit links to this story. I hate repeating myself, but… Where are my way over due big oil checks?

Joanna Nova:
Somehow the tables have turned. For all the smears of big money funding the “deniers”, the numbers reveal that the sceptics are actually the true grassroots campaigners, while Greenpeace defends Wall St. How times have changed.

P.S. to all the eco-weenies who have given me grief over the years… If I’m the real grassroots movement, how stupid does that make you look now? ROFL.

there is even a list with links…

chucklehead — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 19:51:00 +0000

I love how just about anything can be caused by global warming. I have been making the joke for a while. NRO caught up with me on this and found a list “A complete list of things caused by global warming” Here’s a few examples… Crocodile sex, football team migration, acne…

TV

chucklehead — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 16:24:12 +0000

The government completely revamped the local TV access. It does look better…but… The channels do not change quickly and become annoying fast. What in the world is with the channel numbering system? It’s completely retarded. Letting the govt do things is always a mistake, here, I expect we have another crystal clear example…

sigh…

chucklehead — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 17:53:00 +0000

When I discovered the Daily Camera online many years ago, it was a mind blowing echo chamber of Bush haters, far left libs, socialists, commies etc. I began posting the right wing perspective using stupid and occasionally funny remarks… Now I have a ton of weak sauce copy cats. Some of the stuff is so bad I wonder if they are left wing shills. I expect when all the newspapers go behind the pay wall, the commenters will have to use credit cards and real names. Enjoy it while you can, try not to re-use my old jokes too often… Fresh is good.